Empowerment: Tight vaginas and monthly salaries!

First it was a vagina tightening gel that came in the form of women empowerment and now it’s a monthly salary that should be paid by husbands for doing household chores!
If the first was proposed by a Mumbai-based pharmaceutical company that manufactured the gel to make copulation more pleasurable, it is Women and Child Development Ministry that mooted the second proposal!
Well, strange are the ways of Union ministries, everyone agrees. And now if the new proposal is put into practice, it would be soon mandatory for Indian husbands to pay a fixed monthly salary to their housewives for doing daily chores.

The Bill is being drafted by the ministry and is likely to be tabled in Parliament in next six months. It was reported that Minister for Women and Child Development Krishna Tirath as saying that the move was part of government’s efforts aimed at women empowerment.  According to him, the government will set a standard for the salary amount to be paid to housewives every month.
A report appeared on a website quoted a senior government official as saying that husbands would be required to deposit 10-20% of their monthly salary in a bank account to be opened in the name of their wife. Incredible India! Whoa!