Thursday 4 October 2012

It’s not erotic fiction, it’s hardcore porn!



Call it midlife blues or sheer perversion, I tended to pick up ‘Fifty Shades of Gray’ on a star-crossed day from the local bookstore.  Until 100 pages things were smooth. And OMG, what the fuck! Suddenly, what was supposed to be an ‘erotic fiction’ turned out to be hardcore porn!
I wonder why everybody is reading E L James. See the statistics published in the Guardian: EL James has now sold 4 million copies of her Fifty Shades of Grey trilogy via her UK publisher, Random House, to add to the 15 million that have been shifted in the US and Canada. In three months. In the UK, it's the fastest-selling book ever in both physical and ebook incarnations. There's just been an extra print run for the UK market, to meet demand: 2.75 million copies. It's the fastest selling adult novel of all time. By which they mean "it's the fastest-selling novel of all time that isn't Harry Potter".
Anastasia Steele, a 20 something graduate is enamored by a handsome billionaire Christian Grey, who doesn’t ‘make love’ only ‘fucks hard’. What the hell? The trilogy deals with sex, more sex, sadism, masochism, sex torment, and all dirty and scary sex games.
See the dialogues: "I'm a very wealthy man, Miss Steele, and I have expensive and absorbing hobbies." "Holy hell, he's hot!"; "No man has ever affected me the way Christian Grey has, and I cannot fathom why. Is it his looks? His civility? Wealth? Power?" Yuh huh. Civility puts me in a blue funk too.”
Now I say: Holy shit!
Why don’t they ban such stuff instead of Lajja, Last Temptation of Jesus Christ and Satanic Verses?
If they could ban Harper Lee’s To Kill a Mockingbird, Gossip Girl by Cecily Von Ziegesar, What My Mother Doesn’t Know by Sonya Sones, Brave New World by Aldous Huxley, Alice (series) by Phyllis Reynolds Naylor, The Absolutely True Diary of a Part-Time Indian” by Sherman Alexie, My Mom’s Having A Baby! A Kid’s Month-by-Month Guide to Pregnancy by Dori Hillestad Butler, The Hunger Games” trilogy by Suzanne Collins, The Color of Earth” (series) by Kim Dong Hwa and “ttyl” series by Lauren Myracle for insensitivity, nudity, racism, religious viewpoint, sexually explicit , offensive language blah blah blah…  in just one year, why not this one?
Holy shit!
This is yucky, contagious and horrendous!  

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