Beware, farting can be dangerous!

Everyone must have experienced this most embarrassing situation – an uncontrollable urge to pass on gas when in public. While most of them hold it tight, some of them let it go. Those who let it go are the happier lots as once it goes right ahead, well, everything is pretty cool. But for those who hold up, it is potential indigestion and heartburn.

That is common, but imagine, you are in a plane and need to pass gas. No worries—assuming you're a passenger, says an oddball new study. According to the newser.com, the study, published in the New Zealand Medical Journal, says If you're a pilot, however, you might want to think twice about letting one go. The "co-pilot may be affected by its odor, which reduces safety onboard the flight," the authors—five European gastroenterologists—say.

Researchers encourage you to go right ahead: Pressure changes associated with flying do indeed make us more gassy, and holding it means potential indigestion and heartburn.

The study weighed in on other flatulence-related topics: It found, for instance, that women's farts are smellier than men's, and that sulfur is at the root of the bad smell. Researchers also discovered a hidden benefit to sitting in economy class: The textile seat covers absorb up to half a fart's smell; first-class leather seats offer no such advantage.

Looks like these researchers have run out of topics!

Eat to die, Las Vegas style

When wise men say, ‘eat to live’, pay heed to it, man! If not, you may give up the ghost. That was what exactly happened when 52-year-old John Alleman fell dead outside an eatery.

The unofficial spokesman of an American restaurant - The Heart Attack Grill's – with a slogan "Taste Worth Dying For", had to prove the restaurant management right. Alleman, who dined at the infamous Las Vegas restaurant so often that he became its mascot, was waiting for a bus outside the eatery when he collapsed.

According to www.news.com.au, The Heart Attack Grill gained worldwide notoriety for its high-calorie menu which included the record-breaking 9,982-calorie, 3-pound Quadruple Bypass Burger.

It employs waitresses dressed as sexy nurses who "prescribe great-tasting, high-calorie meals including the Double Bypass Burger, Flatliner Fries, Full Sugar Coke, Butterfat Shake and no-filter cigarettes!"

Mr Alleman was "prescribed" so many burgers - often teamed with cream-laden milkshakes topped with a dollop of butter - that he was nicknamed "Patient John".

Restaurant owner Jon Basso was quoted as saying: "He never missed a day, even on Christmas. He lived, ate and breathed the Heart Attack Grill."

The reports say that Alleman was not the first Heart Attack Grill customer/mascot to succumb to an early death. In 2011, another loyal customer, the 260kg Blair River, died of flu-related pneumonia. Shortly after Mr River's death, a man had a heart attack in the restaurant prompting customers to laugh and take pictures of what they though was a publicity stunt. And in April last year, a woman in her 40s collapsed eating a double bypass burger, smoking cigarettes and having a margarita.

Women flash breasts to celebrate Pope’s exit!

Pope Benedict XVI‘s announcement that he was stepping down must have shocked Catholics across the globe, but a group of rebel women activists outraged visitors even more at Paris' Notre Dame Cathedral by undressing in public to celebrate the Pope’s resignation.

The small group of topless women activists, affiliated with radical feminist group FEMEN, flashed their breasts and banged on bells in the cathedral, shouting slogans such as, "Bye Bye Benedict" and "No more homophobe," according to a report appeared in Huffington Post on Tuesday.

The "French Femen sextremists" were playing a "funeral march" for the pope, said the report. Another report was cited as carrying a photo of the women, accompanied by the following description:

FEMEN France noted the final hour of the homophobic Pope. FEMEN is congratulating the whole progressive world with the resignation of fascist Benedict XVI from the place of the head of the Catholic mafia. It's symbolic that today is the day of the voting of law of same-sex marriage in France. The ex-Pope was a fierce opponent of gay marriages. FEMEN applaud the complete capitulation of the middle age homophobia! Pope go to the devil! Viva common sense! Viva freedom!

The women jumped velvet ropes and banged on a set of bronze bells cast for Notre Dame's 850th anniversary. In order to avoid further embarrassment, staff turned off the lights and security dragged the women outside, say reports.

Adult films, human excrement most wanted items!

What is happening in North Korea? Reports indicate that all things weird are taking place in the "axis of evil" and "outpost of tyranny. The latest news from the ill-reputed country is that skinny jeans, adult films and human excrement are among some of the most wanted items for consumers in North Korea!

According to www.news.com.au, Kim Young-soo, a professor at Seoul's Sogang University who has interviewed several recent defectors from the Communist country, said that the items were selling "like hot cakes".

Other popular items sold in North Korea included TV dramas and instant noodles, Kim was quoted as saying.

Shops began selling human excrement to deal with acute shortages of fertiliser in North Korea, says another report.

"Each household used to use human excrement as fertilizer, but because it's hard to keep up with the amount, human manure shops showed up at markets," Professor Kim said.

Skinny jeans also became popular items for sale in the North after a ban on fashionable trousers was lifted.

"Skinny jeans are now popular and are changing the fashion style of women in Pyongyang," Professor Kim said.

A holy pastor and his sacred milk!

Are all these believers effing crazy? The pastor says and the sheep believe. If he says that his penis secretes ‘sacred milk’ as “it was blessed and the Lord had consecrated him with divine milk of the Holy Spirit", come frenzied followers to suck it out and find the ‘divine’!

In a most bizarre and shocking incident that happened in Brazil, an evangelical pastor - Valdeci Sobreni Picano - managed to abuse victims after convincing them that his penis contained ‘holy milk’!

According to a report appeared on January 28 in www.islandmix.com, the criminal pastor claimed that the Holy Spirit would secrete from his penis in the form of "sacred milk". This pastor said that his penis was blessed and that "the Lord had consecrated him with divine milk of the Holy Spirit" and, of course, he had to release it in order to "evangelize".

One of the victims was quoted as saying: "He has convinced us that only God could come into our lives through our mouth and that's why he would do what he did". Often, after worship, pastor Valdeci would take us to where the funds were kept at the back of the Church and asked us to have oral sex with him until the Holy Spirit would come through ejaculation".

And the worst of it all, the pastor who is already in jail, said when they arrested him, that he intended to continue watering his cellmates with his sacred milk! Oh God, don’t forgive him!

Woman chops off rapist’s penis!

This is one woman who has guts! When the whole of India is yet to get over tragedy that struck 23-year-old Jyothi Singh in a moving bus in the national capital in December last year, this 40-year-old Bangladeshi woman took law in her own hand. She literally thwarted rape by chopping of her neighbor's penis when he tried to assault her.

According to Huffington Post, Monju Begum, a married mother of three, made the sensitive cut as she fought back after neighbor Mozammel Haq Mazi forced his way into her shanty and began to assault her while she was asleep. The incident took place in Mirzapur village, Jhalakathi, about 124 miles south of the nation's capital, Dhaka.

Huffington Post reports:

"As he tried to rape her, the lady cut his penis off with a knife," police chief Abul Khaer is quoted by the AFP as saying. "She then wrapped up the penis in a piece of polythene and brought it to the Jhalakathi police station as evidence of the crime." He went on to note, "It is quite an unusual incident. As far as I am aware, this is the first time that a woman has brought a severed penis to the police station as evidence."

However, according to medical experts, Mazi’s loss is a permanent one.  It will not be possible to reattach the organ on the body of 40-year-old, married father of five, dashing hopes of him ever thinking of doing any action with his penis!

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Drunk woman bites schoolteacher!

Women are often funnier after drunk. While many of them act silly under the influence, some of them go violent at the drop of a hat.  For 32 year old Kelly Kociela, a mother, could not control her anger when she was stop from entering into a school and she did the worst. She bit a teacher hard!

According to the Daily Mail, Kociela bit a teacher after turning up drunk at her children's school has been banned from entering the playground.

She had drunk lager and rum before arriving at Filton Avenue Junior and Infant School in Horfield, Bristol ‘distressed and slurring,’ reports the Daily Mail.

Kociela was held back by teachers as she tried to push her way into a school building to reach her children at an after-school club. When teacher Matthew Cox tried to block her path, she bit him on the arm.

Cox had to go to hospital and get precautionary tetanus and hepatitis B injections done.

Kociela was arrested and taken to Southmead police station where she told officers that she had drunk three or four pints of Stella and four rum and cokes before she argued with her partner and decided to collect her children.

She reportedly denied having any memory of being at the school and biting Cox.

Magistrates handed Kociela a two-year community order and she was ordered to pay £100 compensation to Cox, £85 costs and a £60 victim surcharge.

Kociela may only go to the school if invited but can collect her children from the school gates.