A holy pastor and his sacred milk!

Are all these believers effing crazy? The pastor says and the sheep believe. If he says that his penis secretes ‘sacred milk’ as “it was blessed and the Lord had consecrated him with divine milk of the Holy Spirit", come frenzied followers to suck it out and find the ‘divine’!

In a most bizarre and shocking incident that happened in Brazil, an evangelical pastor - Valdeci Sobreni Picano - managed to abuse victims after convincing them that his penis contained ‘holy milk’!

According to a report appeared on January 28 in www.islandmix.com, the criminal pastor claimed that the Holy Spirit would secrete from his penis in the form of "sacred milk". This pastor said that his penis was blessed and that "the Lord had consecrated him with divine milk of the Holy Spirit" and, of course, he had to release it in order to "evangelize".

One of the victims was quoted as saying: "He has convinced us that only God could come into our lives through our mouth and that's why he would do what he did". Often, after worship, pastor Valdeci would take us to where the funds were kept at the back of the Church and asked us to have oral sex with him until the Holy Spirit would come through ejaculation".

And the worst of it all, the pastor who is already in jail, said when they arrested him, that he intended to continue watering his cellmates with his sacred milk! Oh God, don’t forgive him!

Woman chops off rapist’s penis!

This is one woman who has guts! When the whole of India is yet to get over tragedy that struck 23-year-old Jyothi Singh in a moving bus in the national capital in December last year, this 40-year-old Bangladeshi woman took law in her own hand. She literally thwarted rape by chopping of her neighbor's penis when he tried to assault her.

According to Huffington Post, Monju Begum, a married mother of three, made the sensitive cut as she fought back after neighbor Mozammel Haq Mazi forced his way into her shanty and began to assault her while she was asleep. The incident took place in Mirzapur village, Jhalakathi, about 124 miles south of the nation's capital, Dhaka.

Huffington Post reports:

"As he tried to rape her, the lady cut his penis off with a knife," police chief Abul Khaer is quoted by the AFP as saying. "She then wrapped up the penis in a piece of polythene and brought it to the Jhalakathi police station as evidence of the crime." He went on to note, "It is quite an unusual incident. As far as I am aware, this is the first time that a woman has brought a severed penis to the police station as evidence."

However, according to medical experts, Mazi’s loss is a permanent one.  It will not be possible to reattach the organ on the body of 40-year-old, married father of five, dashing hopes of him ever thinking of doing any action with his penis!

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Drunk woman bites schoolteacher!

Women are often funnier after drunk. While many of them act silly under the influence, some of them go violent at the drop of a hat.  For 32 year old Kelly Kociela, a mother, could not control her anger when she was stop from entering into a school and she did the worst. She bit a teacher hard!

According to the Daily Mail, Kociela bit a teacher after turning up drunk at her children's school has been banned from entering the playground.

She had drunk lager and rum before arriving at Filton Avenue Junior and Infant School in Horfield, Bristol ‘distressed and slurring,’ reports the Daily Mail.

Kociela was held back by teachers as she tried to push her way into a school building to reach her children at an after-school club. When teacher Matthew Cox tried to block her path, she bit him on the arm.

Cox had to go to hospital and get precautionary tetanus and hepatitis B injections done.

Kociela was arrested and taken to Southmead police station where she told officers that she had drunk three or four pints of Stella and four rum and cokes before she argued with her partner and decided to collect her children.

She reportedly denied having any memory of being at the school and biting Cox.

Magistrates handed Kociela a two-year community order and she was ordered to pay £100 compensation to Cox, £85 costs and a £60 victim surcharge.

Kociela may only go to the school if invited but can collect her children from the school gates.

Show boobs, give boost!

Girl students in Kansas seem to have gone crazy en masse. Female students at schools across the country are showing off their cleavage their school pride, perhaps hoping that their athletic teams will win.

According to a report in Huffington Post, a University of Kansas Jayhawks fan identified as Tiffany took a shot of her breasts covered by her Jayhawks shirt and added #kuboobs to her tweet hoping to "give a little boost" to a struggling team.

KUboobs.com writes:

“On a Saturday afternoon in a sports cathedral known as Allen Fieldhouse our beloved Kansas Jayhawks were facing certain defeat from the evil Missouri Tigers in a final battle for supremacy. Thousands of Jayhawk faithful watched helplessly as the border ruffians from Missouri sought to pillage and disgrace our beautiful cathedral. Far above the Golden Valley glorious to view, one woman had enough. She channeled the power inherent in all true Jayhawk fans to resurrect the Jayhawks from a 19-point deficit to a stunning one-point victory! That power was KU Boobs.”

The report says that the online phenomenon swept across Jayhawk nation "like a Kansas gale and carried the Jayhawks to the Final Four in New Orleans." Interestingly, the @KUBoobs Twitter account has more than 19,000 followers. More than 11,528 people like KU Boobs on Facebook and 5,540 people are talking about it on the site (and still counting).

A Nashville-based author with over 66,000 Twitter followers even claimed @kuboobs as "genius.”

A probably creepy and entirely inappropriate-for-the-office Twitter search yielded over 30 similar @boobs accounts at schools across the country. Even the "border ruffians" at Mizzou created an account. It's attracted over 6,000 followers, says the report.

Teenage girl hits schoolboy hard

In a bizarre incident, a 14-year-old girl was found hitting a boy repeatedly and showering him with abuses in a YouTube video that has been removed by now for violating its terms and conditions.

The video shows a young schoolgirl repeatedly punching a male student and subjecting him to a stream of foul-mouthed abuses. According to the Daily Mail, the case is being investigated by police and education chiefs.

The footage shows the petite girl jeering at the boy to shouts of encouragement from a friend filming the encounter in Scotland. She is then seen hitting the schoolboy in the head six times in a vicious attack.

The report says that the incident is understood to involve two pupils from Catholic comprehensive St Aidan's High School in Wishaw.

In the video, which lasts almost two minutes, the girl attempts to provoke the school boy, who refuses to retaliate.

She can be heard to say: 'He can't even speak or anything', to which the victim responds by insisting: 'I don't hit lassies.'

After an inaudible exchange between the schoolgirl and the boy she is then heard to shout: 'You don't be f****** cheeky to me right?', before pushing him and calling him more abusive names.

She then punches the boy in the face five times prompting gasps from the person filming.

The girl is seen attempting to goad the schoolboy into retaliating, shouting: 'Go on, hit me!'

But the victim, who keeps his arms by his side throughout the encounter, repeats: 'I don't hit lassies, right.'

The bully feigns landing another blow on the schoolboy, before actually hitting him once more and shouting more abuse.

Sexual abuse at workplace

According to a recent survey, 17 percent of Indian working women still face sexual harassment at workplace

Despite all tall talks of women emerging as an equally powerful workforce as men in our country, the grim fact remains that they are often discriminated and harassed at workplaces. A new survey conducted in major cities in the country by Oxfam India and the Social and Rural Research Institute reveals that as many as 17 percent of working women in India have experienced sexual harassment at their workplace.

As per the survey, about 17 percent of working women in India feel that they have experienced acts of sexual harassment at workplace, indicating a high incidence of sexual harassment among working women from both the organised and unorganised sectors. However, majority of women said they had faced incidents that were non-physical.

The survey says that 66 of the 400 respondents faced a cumulative of 121 incidents of sexual harassment. A total of 102 out of 121 incidents were reported to be non-physical, whereas the remaining 19 incidents were physical in nature.

While 87 percent of the general population and 93 percent of working women respondents reported awareness of sexual harassment of women at work place, a majority of the victims did not resort to any formal action against the perpetrator.

According to the report, maximum number of sexual harassment cases was reported among labourers (29 percent), domestic helps (23 percent) and small-scale manufacturing units (16 percent).

A report in a national daily quoted Oxfam India CEO Nisha Agrawal as saying: “Violence against women is a human rights violation, whether it is domestic violence within homes or sexual harassment at the workplace. We believe in the right of every woman to a violence free workplace."

Women working in the unorganised sectors are more vulnerable to sexual harassment due to lack of awareness of legislation. Economic problems often add to the misery at workplace.  The report sites some of the reasons for not taking any such action were "fear of losing job", "absence of any complaints mechanism at the workplace", "fear of getting stigmatized", and "not aware of redressal mechanism".

Happy and ‘gay ’

India is fast turning into a hot spot for gay travellers as it offers safety and a discrimination-free trip to the LGBT community

The world is abuzz with Uganda’s ‘Kill the Gay’ Bill. World leaders including Barack Hussein Obama, Hillary Clinton and David Cameroon are knitting their brows in anger and the lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender (LGBT) community is up the creek about their entity and safety.

But the sexual minority across the world has reasons to cheer. India offers exciting tourist destination for the LGBT community members to have a hassle-free frolic. India is fast emerging as the ultimate ‘pink’ tourist destination, thanks to Indian gay-tour operators.

It may be remembered that since the high court decriminalized homosexuality in 2009, India has been getting more popular among gay travellers. According to gay travel operates, LGBT tourists want the same things as any traveller: to feel safe and welcome. Feeling welcome is not only a reference to local hospitality, but also to larger issues of governmental rights, they say.

Pink tourism agents are making a killing by catering exclusively to the LGBT community. They make gay travellers feel welcome in an unknown land and also bridge the gap between them and the locals.

Their tour packages often include gay nightlife or interactions with local gay business people. The biggest difference between normal and gay-friendly tour operators is; the latter can anticipate the requirements of gay travellers better, compared to the former.

The prime concerns of the travellers are safety and a discrimination-free trip, which the operators ensure through extensive networking. Gay-friendly tour operators say that they keep an eye on clients' movements, as they have offices all across the country and make sure all necessary information about what to wear and where to go is provided to the clients.

Some gay-friendly operators like Pink Escapes sends out advisories to their clients about the Indian scenario and also how to manage interactions with new acquaintances. They also use the services of gay or gay-friendly establishments to secure a discrimination- free trip.

The pink tourists can, during their trip to India, get a flavour of the country through multifaceted experiences tailored to meet their cultural curiosities and adventurous escapades, apart from the normal sightseeing.

They can enjoy puppet shows, music and dance based on folklore in a natural setting, cooking from scratch - from tours of spice and vegetable markets to the table - attend a dream Indian wedding ceremony or get an insight into being a gay royal, among other delights. According to experts, the lure of India as a tourist destination lies not only in its gay friendly environment but also as a golden chance to explore.

And they are not just limiting their tours to big metros, they throng smaller cities like Udaipur, Jaipur, Jaisalmer, Khajuraho, Varanasi and locations like back waters of Kerala, Marari Beach and foothills of Himalayas.

And if you didn’t know, Udaipur has a number of gay friendly restaurants and cafes, Jaipur has gay-friendly neighbourhoods and people, whereas down south, Kerala provides good opportunities for travellers looking for a therapeutic getaway.

Birthday guest stabbed for eating burger!

                                                              (Ann Carr)

Who cares if it is someone’s birthday and you are one of the invitees? If you try to eat anything else other than what you are ordered, beware, you may be stabbed with a kitchen knife!

That is what exactly happened to an unsuspecting guest at the birthday party of Ann Carr, who turned 37 recently.

The guest was stabbed with a kitchen knife for eating Carr’s takeaway burger and chips after a night out to celebrate her birthday. According to Daily Mail, Ann Carr had bought the food as she made her way back to her home in Allenton, Derby, with a group of people at the end of the night.

Carr had gone into her bedroom to remove her make-up, and the group continued the celebrations back at the house. Everything was fine until Carr was back and joined the guests, but suddenly the atmosphere soured when she realised one of her guests had eaten 'a lot' of her chicken burger and chips.

Unable to control her anger, Carr pushed the remnants of the food into the face of one onlooker and then fetched a 'large kitchen knife and lunged' at the man who had eaten the burger, reports the Daily Mail.

The attack damaged muscles around the man's spine and left him with a 3cm wound. The victim has had trouble walking and suffered nightmares in the wake of the incident, it was reported.

It is said that Carr who has battled with alcoholism, had taken drugs on the night of her birthday.

The court was told she had a previous conviction for assault dating back to in 1996. Carr’s mother died when she was a teenager and she had also lost her father and a brother.  As a result, she consumed a great deal of alcohol to deal with these emotional problems and she became an alcoholic, it was reported.

And now a golden car!

Even as the Pune man who flaunted his all pure gold shirt, much to the amusement of many, remains in news headlines, a glittering car at an exhibition has become cynosure of all eyes. In what can be termed as highly spectacular, the white Chevrolet UVA has been decked in two kilograms of gold, 30 kilograms of silver and around 20,000 Swarovski crystals!

The wonder car is on display at the gems and jewellery exhibition in the Gujarat Global Trade show, as a clear symbol of the tremendous economic growth the state has achieved.  

According to media reports, arguably India's most expensive car has an estimated base price of Rs 2 crore.  Mumbai-based sculptor Rajesh Bajaj, who designed it in collaboration with Rajkot's Bhindi Jewellers is all smiles as congratulations are pouring in.

The car was the work of 50 craftsmen, who wanted to pay tribute to the recent development in the state of Gujarat, say reports.

Rajendra Jain of Swarovski Gems India said that Rajesh Bajaj came up with the idea which interested him and in turn got in touch with Bhindi Jewellers to get it done.

"This is our tribute to Vibrant Gujarat and the development brought about by chief minister Narendra Modi," Jain was quoted as saying.

It took around 20 days to complete the project. It will be put up for auction on February 13. The money generated from the auction will be deposited in the chief minister's relief fund after the manufacturers' basic expenses have been deducted, say the reports.

Brazilian prostitutes busy learning English!

While Belo Horizonte's 62,000-seat Mineirao Stadium in Brazil is gearing up to host three matches of the Confederations Cup and six games of the 2014 World Cup, prostitutes in bigger cities are busy signing up for free English classes!

According to Cida Vieira, president of the Association of Prostitutes in Belo Horizonte, 20 of them have already signed up for the courses. She said she expected at least 300 of the group's 4,000 members to follow suit, claims Huffington Post. The association is organizing the classes and seeking volunteer teachers.

"I don't think we will have problems persuading English teachers to provide services for free," she said. "We already have several volunteer psychologists and doctors helping us."

Classes are expected to begin in March and last up to eight months. "It will be important for the girls who will be able to use English to let their clients know what they are charging and learn about what turns them on," Vieira was quoted as saying.

Prostitution is legal in Brazil.

16 children and still counting!

While most of the women are finding it difficult to rear even two offspring, a British woman in Morecambe has already 16 children living at home and is hoping for more.

According to a report in The Sun, Sue Radford says she couldn’t be happier having the biggest family under one roof in Britain. She told the newspaper that it could be hard work but she wouldn’t change it for the world. “I love watching all the children grow up and I’m not sure we’re finished yet,” the 37-year-old mom said.

Her husband Noel, 41, runs a bakery and earns around £30,000 a year income from their business.

The couple was childhood sweethearts when Sue fell pregnant with first son Chris at just 14.

Both of them got married when Sue was 18 and soon after found out she was pregnant with Sophie.  Now, 20 years and 16 children later, both are still going strong. Chris, now 23, and Sophie, 19, were joined by Chloe, 17, Jack, 15, Daniel, 13, and Luke, 12. Then came 11-year-old Millie, Katie, ten, James, nine, Ellie, seven, Aimee, six, Josh, five, Max, four, Tillie, two, and babies Oscar, 15 months, and Casper, three months, reports the Sun.

Interestingly, Sue’s eldest daughter Sophie gave birth to Daisy four months ago, making her a grandma at the same time. Sophie, her partner Joe and the baby all live at the Radford family home, a nine-bedroom former care home they own in Morecambe, Lancs.

Sue was quoted as saying: “A lot of mums tell me they can only just manage with two children and have no idea how we cope with 16. The key is routine though. Without a routine I think I’d really struggle.”

 “I don’t think it’s an addiction, we just love having children,” Sue reportedly said.

Need job? Put up a billboard!

It sucks if you don’t get a job even after your graduation. A frustrated job-seeker in East London did his last try in a novel way and lo and behold, he was overwhelmed by the attention he got.

According to Mirror, an unemployed graduate spent his last £500 on a billboard advert in a bid to find work. And he said he had been amazed by the interest it generated.

The media production graduate and documentary maker Adam Pacitti, all of 24, wrote on Twitter that he had not had any solid offers but has attracted plenty of responses.

The gutsy graduate thought up the publicity stunt to direct prospective employers to his online CV. Adam, from the Isle of Wight, said the roadside advert in East London was his last option after being turned down for more than 200 jobs since leaving university last summer, it was reported.

The man with a golden shirt!

If you have seen people doing weirdest and hardest of things to get his or her name in the Guinness Book of World Record, here is an oddball who found a novel way to get the acclaim! He has flaunted a shirt made of solid gold worth over 8 crores Indian rupees (£14,000)!

The wealthy Pune man, 32-year-old money-lender Datta Phuge, has made heads turn when he made his appearance, clad in golden shirt and sporting heavy gold chains and bracelets. And Phuge hopes his new dazzling addition to his wardrobe will make him a hit with the ladies!

Speaking to the Pune Mirror, he reportedly said: "I know I am not the best looking man in the world but surely no woman could fail to be dazzled by this shirt?"

The money-lender, from Pimpri-Chinchwad, told reporters that the shirt took a team of 15 goldsmiths two weeks to make working 16 hours a day creating and weaving the gold threads. It comes complete with its own matching cuffs and a set of rings crafted from left-over gold.

Mr Phuge told the Pune Mirror, that the clothing will be “an embellishment” to his reputation as the ‘Gold man of Pimpri’.” “The gold shirt has been one of my dreams,” he was quoted as saying.

The shirt also features six Swarovski crystal buttons and a solid gold belt.

Malala discharged from hospital

There is good news from England, this time around. Malala Yousafzai has been temporarily discharged from a British hospital where she was undergoing medical treatment after she was shot in the head three months ago by the Taliban for advocating the education of girls.

According to reports appeared in the media, the Pakistani schoolgirl had made “excellent progress” and would be staying with her family nearby before returning for further surgery to rebuild her skull in about four weeks.

Yousafzai was seen walking slowly out of a ward, wearing a head scarf and accompanied by a nurse in a video released by Queen Elizabeth Hospital in Birmingham. Reports quoted Dr. Dave Rosser, the medical director of the hospital as saying: “Following discussions with Malala and her medical team, we decided that she would benefit from being at home with her parents and two brothers.”

It may be noted that the Pakistani Taliban killed six female aid workers this week in the same region in northwestern Pakistan where Ms. Yousafzai was shot.

The teenage activist was travelling in her school bus on October 9 last year when gunmen halted the bus at Mingora, the main town in the Swat Valley, singled her out and opened fire. A bullet grazed her brain, nearly killing her, and traveled through her head before lodging in her neck, it was reported.

After emergency treatment in Pakistan, Malala was airlifted to Birmingham hospital, which specializes in treating British soldiers wounded in action in Afghanistan. The New York Times quoted medical experts as saying that Ms. Yousafzai has a good chance of making a full recovery because of her youth, but the long-term impact of her head injuries remains unclear.

Ms. Yousafzai rose to prominence in 2009 with a blog for the BBC’s Urdu-language service that described life in Swat under Taliban rule. Later, she was featured in a documentary by The New York Times.

Teenager’s virginity up for sale!

Barely three months after a Brazilian girl Catarina Migliorini raised almost £500,000 by putting her virginity for sale, another Brazilian teenager is auctioning her virginity - to pay for care for her ailing mother.

According to The Sun, Rebecca Bernardo, 18, will have sex for the first time with the person who bids the most. A high school student, Rebecca was quoted by the paper as saying that she was inspired to put her body up for sale after Catarina Migliorini raised £500,000 doing the same thing.

A stunningly beautiful Catarina received bids from around the world and Rebecca is also said to be hoping for a similar result. She would use the proceeds of the auction to help cover medical costs for her bedridden mother who suffered a stroke, says the report.

Rebecca tried selling cosmetics and waitressing but could not make enough money to pay for care. It was reported that she has so far received three bids, the highest at $35,000.

Facebook craze costs youth his life

Naïve New Year revelry and silly Facebook craze cost a 22-year-old man his life in a bizarre incident in Phoenix, Arizona and his teenage sister landed behind bars for killing her own brother on the New Year day.

It all happened when 19-year-old Savannah and her brother Manuel Ortiz posed with a gun to his head for gangster-style photos, when she accidentally shot him dead.

According to a report in the Sun, Ortiz died instantly from a bullet to the head at about 6am on New Year's Day after partying all night. Ortiz and sister Savannah Ramirez returned to the home they shared early on Monday after spending the night drinking.

According to the report, they were with two other people when one person pulled out a gun and they started playing with it for Facebook photos. As Savannah posed with the weapon it went off, according to US media reports. It is not known if the group was aware that the handgun was loaded.

Savannah has been questioned and released pending further investigations, said the report. Sgt Steve Martos was quoted as saying she would likely be charged with manslaughter if tests conclude she had alcohol in her body. He said: "Every New Year's Eve, this particular sister is going to be thinking about this for the rest of her life on how...drinking overnight, playing with a gun and now shoots and kills her brother."

Authorities are looking into who owns the gun.

It was reported that on both Manuel and Savannah's Facebook pages there are numerous photos of them making gang symbols and posing with guns.